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SAM:Oh, fuck!
SHE MOANS

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Unlike Abi and Ethan, Sam
was an emotionally mature person.

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She knew that everyone was
responsible for their own feelings.

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She knew that conflict
was not the same as abuse.

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Fuck, that feels so good!
Apart from when it was.

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Oh!

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Whoa! OK, that's really loud.
So what? It feels amazing.

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Yeah, but doesn't your ex live here?

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I don't care. Keep going. Yeah.

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She had acquired a lot of knowledge.

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MOANS

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And she was more than willing
to share it.

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So I like what you say
about Mr Darcy

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projecting his romantic ideals onto
Elizabeth. That was really good.

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But I didn't like when
you then said

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that he shouldn't show his emotions
because it's embarrassing.

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Well, yeah, but he shouldn't.
No, Jake... Because it is. Jake...

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Vulnerability is sexy.

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Have you ever even had a boyfriend?

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I've had a girlfriend.

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You're gay?! I'm attracted to
people, not genitals.

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I'm attracted to genitals. Jake!

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What happened
with your girlfriend, then?

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We had different boundaries.

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We... had different needs,
and so we...

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We couldn't respect each other's
boundaries in a healthy way.

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It's cos of hormones.
I mean, women are tapped.

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Sam was an emotionally
mature person...

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I'm not looking for anything
serious, by the way.

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Yeah, I know. I literally just said
that to you.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Yeah. No, I'm just like... I'm just,
like, reiterating where we stand.

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...even if, to the untrained eye,
it seemed like she wasn't.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Hi. Oh, sorry. Do you want to opt
out of your room being used later?

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Er, for what? For the sex party.
I put it on the group chat.

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Sex p... That sounds fun.
Can I come? Yeah. Yeah, sure.

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I mean, as long as you're OK
respecting the privacy

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and the intimacy of the space,
and you're OK being filmed,

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then, yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
He's making an art film about sex.

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Oh, my... I have literally, like,

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three friends who are doing
that right now.

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Well, I'll send you a link
to the GoFundMe.

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By the way, um...

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...I'm really sorry
for being so loud this morning.

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When I was having sex this morning.

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I didn't hear anything.

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But you're seeing someone?
Yeah.

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Oh, my God, it's so sweet.
It's, like, really nice.

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Very casual, very, you know,
very beginning stages, but...

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...she's coming to the sex party.
Is that OK?

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Like, how do you feel about like,
having to see us?

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Like, you know, kind of, you know,
having, like, intense,

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full, kind of, like, big sex,
like...

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Is it OK, like, us having, like,

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kind of big sex in front of you?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're friends.

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Why would I mind?

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Sam took her parents' divorce badly
at first.

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She was disgusted when her mother

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suddenly started dating
a 24-year-old.

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She was sickened
when her father suddenly

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started learning the flute.

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But eventually, Sam realised

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that you can't control
how other people behave.

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You can only control your reaction.

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So she reacted with grace...

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...by setting healthy boundaries,

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looking inwards

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and destroying the flute.

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TOM ON VOICE NOTE: Hey, Schmoop.

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Listen, I know you said you
needed some space,

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but I was just wondering
if you've had enough space yet

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and I can come home?

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Here's a question. What the fuck
am I going to fucking do?

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Well, you could live rent-free
in your parents' house,

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which is in London.

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Do you realise how privileged
that is?

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Sorry, Edgeware is not London.
Also, it wouldn't be rent-free.

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I would pay rent in bad vibes
and homophobia.

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They're not homophobic.

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They just think you're... lazy
and entitled.

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Which is a really pernicious trope
about white gay men.

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If you're going to keep
crashing here,

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you need
to start saying better things.

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And no more ice cream before 9am.

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Oh, my God! What?

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Jesse just posted
a topless thirst trap to Instagram

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and the caption is
"Happy Suicide Prevention Week."

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But I thought you blocked him.

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I did, but this is my burner account.

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I just follow porn stars
and Armie Hammer.

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MOBILE PHONE CHIMES

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What?! What?

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Sex party?

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Happy Suicide Prevention Week!

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I'm not going. You're fucking going!
You need to go more than anyone.

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Show Tom what he's missing.

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Nothing's authentic any more,
you know.

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Everything's branding,
everything's PR.

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Like, if you take a photo of
yourself

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and you put it on social media,

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you are giving them free content.

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You are literally working for them
for free.

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It's literally... It's like a form
of indentured servitude, right?

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I mean, I wouldn't go...
AARON: So you're filming a sex party

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and then you're showing it
at Dust Jacket. Yeah, absolutely.

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So that's content.

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Well, it's...
It's art rather than content,

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if that makes sense.
Wait, what's Dust Jacket?

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Oh, it's this multimedia
scratch night that I run.

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Oh, you should read something!

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We're always looking for people.
This next one is about bodies.

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It's also about nothing cos, like,
fuck stuff being,

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like, about stuff, you know?
Yeah, great.

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I'll definitely write something.
Oh, my God, Sam,

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you should write
about your little incel.

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Sam tutors this kid who's like
a mini Andrew Tate.

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I mean,
he's not, like, a sex trafficker.

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Well, neither is Andrew Tate,
to be fair.

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He's been accused of human
trafficking, not sex trafficking.

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And he hasn't faced trial yet, so...

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What? I'm just saying innocent
until proven guilty, you know?

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Leon. Seriously, shut the fuck up.
OK.

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Very violent words there.

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And I think we got that on camera
as well.

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Hello! I'm here for Tom.

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Tom Dillon. Oh, Tom!
Oh, my God, I love Tom.

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He's literally my life.
Addicted to him.

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Oh, I'm Abi. Who?

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Abi, his girlfriend.

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Oh, my God! I had no idea Tom
had a new girlfriend.

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How long? Three years.
Oh, wow! Mills! Mm?

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Did you know Tom had a girlfriend?

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Oh, boo! I bet she's not all that.
You can take her, Jess!

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Abi...

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Babe, what are you doing?
I brought you up...

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I can see you've already got... No,
no. This... This is great. Thank you.

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Is this a... peace offering?

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Is it, like, symbolic?

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It's a butternut squash grain bowl,
Tom. Yeah.

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Yeah, right. It's...

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Anyway,
I'm going to a sex party tonight.

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It's basically this
explorative space

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where people use their bodies
as playgrounds

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to centre their own desires.

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I thought you should know.

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Really? Yeah.

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Wow.

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Fuck. Yeah.

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That's really hot. What?

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That's really, really fucking hot.

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Well, I don't care if you
think it's hot.

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Maybe you should put on a false
identity.

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Yeah, maybe I will.

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But that's because it's my idea,
not yours. Yeah.

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I think you should have some fun.
You can't tell me what to do, Tom.

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No.

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No, I can't.

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And I guess I'm going to spend the
rest of the evening

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thinking about
what little power I have over you.

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Great. Yeah. Right.

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This went exactly how I wanted it
to go.

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Bye, Jessica. Bye, Annie!

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Are we rolling? Yes.

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MUSIC: Rocco by Babymorocco

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OK, guys, here we go.

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And... action!

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OK...

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Yeah. This camcorder's
from the '90s.

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I'm kind of a '90s kid
because I was born in 1998.

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Feel free to have sex, people!

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It's a cool crowd.

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Yeah? Well, these are my friends.

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They're, like, just a load of,
like, artists and writers mainly.

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Also Caleb, he's
Leon's cousin from Tring.

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Thank you.
I'm really glad you're here.

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Yeah, totally. So fun.
I just don't want you to feel like

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you can't make other connections, though.

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Oh, my God! Like... no, at all!

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No. Like, no, no, no.

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And for you too.

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You better fucking go
and get that clit sucked, sister!

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LAUGHING AWKWARDLY: You know?

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Fucking hell!
This is so pretentious!

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I'll... be right back.

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We stick together, OK? Oh, hey! Hi!

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Hi! I can't believe you're
wearing that top

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I got you, finally.
Right? The pony!

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The pony looks so cute! Let me see.

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It looks so real. I love!
You look so hot.

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You look like Ariana Grande.
I would fuck you.

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I would genuinely fuck you.

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And I would keep my boner
and I'd come.

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I'd do all of it.
I'm staying here tonight

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because Abi needs to use her bed
for sex.

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Because she's being free.
Yep, yep. Free.

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Here I am. There are rules though, right?

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Yeah... Guys, thank you so much
for being here.

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Thank you
for being part of this project.

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It means the world. There's consent
forms on the table. Great!

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And please do make sure you're
having as much sex as possible, OK?

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And if you think you're going
to come, let me know.

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I'll try and get it on camera.

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Even if you're not sure,

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shoot me a wave,
cos it's good for B-roll.

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Amazing! Great.

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OK. Brilliant. Oh, my God!
Wait, you need to meet Ashraf.

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He's like, over there. Oh,
trying to steal my boyfriend, huh?

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He's also looking
for somewhere to live.

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And I think we can maybe, like,
look together.

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He has a Film Studies MA.
Wow! OK.

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To me that's a negative, but great.

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Oh, Jesus fuck. OK.

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00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,279
Aaron. Hi! Aaron waved. Who wants
to move to the country with me?

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Why don't you just ask him,
"Are you gay?"

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No! Where's the romance in that?
What if he says no?

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Or worse, what if he says yes?

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Either way, I don't find him
attractive any more.

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I just want you to be with
a well-adjusted,

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self-assured, proud gay man
who loves you for who you are.

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OK, well, that person doesn't exist.
That's a myth.

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That's like saying I
should go out with a gladiator.

223
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Gladiators aren't a myth.
They existed in ancient Rome.

224
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Ethan, he's not fucking gay.

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Hey, he asked for my number.
Kind of.

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Can you please just try not
to embarrass yourself tonight?

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Embarrass myself?

228
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,240
I've never embarrassed myself
in my life, OK?

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Relax!

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Sex party! Woohoo!

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WOMAN CHEERS, MAN LAUGHS

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Hey, what's up, slut?
Fucked anyone yet?

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Hi, nice to meet you.

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But, like, isn't it weird to be
at a sex party with Zara?

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00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,039
Like, I think I'd find that dead
weird. Oh, no, it's fine.

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00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,559
Like, I told Tom. He actually got
all, like, turned on by it.

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It was all weird, and he was like...
Oh, my God.

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00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,599
Louise! Come here! Hello!
Did you invite her? Yeah!

239
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,279
Why the fuck is she dressed like
a bartender at a Renaissance fair?

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Because she's camp.

241
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,559
Look what the cat dragged in!

242
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:22,359
Two gorgeous women in charge of
their own bodies, methinks.

243
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,599
Love the document, by the way.
Party with a mission statement.

244
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,559
It's like I'm at the Lib Dem
conference all over again.

245
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,519
Work experience when I was 16.

246
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,759
Best week of my life, bar none.

247
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,239
Was the coalition perfect? No.

248
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,679
But lest we forget, we were in the
midst of a credit crunch, so...

249
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:42,239
By the way, who is the beefcake
in the shades?

250
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,719
Going to need an ID on him later.

251
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,559
You need to start looking for
people.

252
00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,159
Keep your fucking eyes peeled.

253
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,439
I can't tell
if kissing someone's going to

254
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,359
be embarrassing or empowering.

255
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,039
If I do kiss someone,
then does Tom win?

256
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,319
Or then if I don't kiss someone,
does Tom still win?

257
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,839
Like, how do I win?

258
00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,239
The words of Amy Winehouse,
"Love is a losing game."

259
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,839
But then she also said a
resounding no

260
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,399
when they tried to make her
go to rehab,

261
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,599
so pinch of salt. I need to go and
check on Tess, actually.

262
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,199
Oh, that's the girl you're
sleeping with? Yes.

263
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,759
You look kind of similar.

264
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,839
Don't be racist at the sex party,
Abi.

265
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,080
It was in the documentation,
my love. No, that's not... Bye!

266
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,640
DRUM AND BASS MUSIC

267
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,999
With what I've studied,
that would be really...

268
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,919
Yeah, but, like, print media
is dead.

269
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,359
No, I read this amazing
book about it.

270
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,079
I can lend it to you if you like.
I'd really love that.

271
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,999
I would really love that. Yeah.

272
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,199
Wait, Tess?! Oh, my God, Zara! Hey!

273
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:44,519
I thought I saw you earlier!
You did? Oh, my God!

274
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,039
I was literally thinking
about you this morning.

275
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,759
This morning?!

276
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,399
And I was wondering if you got that,
you know,

277
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,119
that line drawing tattoo of the
orchid that looks like the pussy?

278
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,679
I did get that tattoo.
You did? Yeah!

279
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:57,760
Wait...

280
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,559
Wait, Tess is the girl you're
seeing?

281
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,679
Well, this is fucking wild. Did you
say we were seeing each other?

282
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:04,999
No, I...

283
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,839
Have you guys, like, met before?

284
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,960
Yeah, we used to, um...

285
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,759
Yeah. Yeah.

286
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,159
THEY LAUGH

287
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,920
Well, that's very...

288
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,999
You clearly have a type!

289
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,759
What do you mean?

290
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,440
We, like... We look, like,
really fucking alike.

291
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,920
No, we don't. Do you?

292
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,799
Is that why you wanted to fuck me?

293
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,039
Is this, like, twincest?
No! Oh, my God, no.

294
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,919
I've actually... I've only ever
seriously dated white women.

295
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,759
Sorry, sorry.

296
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,600
Not that it's like a policy
or something.

297
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,079
That didn't come out right.

298
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,879
And how do you guys know each other?

299
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,959
We're friends. We're exes.

300
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,599
We're exes.
We're friends, yes. Who are...

301
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,319
...also exes.
Friends now.

302
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,879
We're close, now, friends,
as friends, and... Right.

303
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,839
Someone told me that
there's a breakout room

304
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,079
if I get overstimulated.
Bitch, I'm under-stimulated!

305
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,360
Someone suck me off!

306
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,199
How are you drunk already?
I'm not drunk.

307
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,679
This is just how I talk.
OK, yeah. That's nice.

308
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,999
Fuck off, Leon, stop filming us.
We're not going to have sex.

309
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,279
Yeah, Leon,
we're not going to have sex!

310
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,840
Fuck off. We would never do that,
OK?

311
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,519
This is the most
depressing sex party ever.

312
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:24,319
No-one's even kissing. I know.
Maybe we SHOULD just fuck, just to,

313
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,839
you know, get things moving.

314
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,359
Yeah! Yeah, we just, like
fuck on the floor.

315
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,359
Raw... Raw dog.

316
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,520
No lube, in dry.
Yeah, that'll be hilarious.

317
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:36,519
Yeah. I'm going to put my top
back on.

318
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,280
Why? You look hot.
Oh!

319
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,759
Thank you. Uh, I...

320
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,959
I said to the others I'd go
pick up some beers, so...

321
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,999
...um, I'll be back later,
so come find me.

322
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,919
Yeah, I'll come find you.
I'll be waiting. Cool.

323
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,439
Not... I mean, not like...
Yeah, not like that.

324
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,559
I mean, I'll be by the pipe.

325
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,800
Ow, that is hot.

326
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,880
Oh, sorry! No, don't worry. OK.

327
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,959
My name's Freddy.
I'm DJing the party.

328
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,359
Oh, you're a DJ?

329
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,879
Yeah, like I had that,
like, one viral song on TikTok

330
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,679
you might know. It goes...

331
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:16,039
? Bounce, bounce, bounce... ?

332
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,680
It's called Ass Patrol.

333
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,279
That sounds really good.

334
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,199
Is-is that based off
a lived experience?

335
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,079
Mm-hm. What do you do?

336
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:28,679
I'm on the people team
for a data-mining software start-up.

337
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,879
That's sick. You know what?
I'm just going to, like...

338
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,159
No, no. I'm not. I'm joking!

339
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,839
That was a joke. Yeah.

340
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,479
And I'm not some, like,
whore corporate loser.

341
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,119
I'm actually, um...

342
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,039
I'm a dancer.

343
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,880
Oh, a dancer!
DOOR SQUEAKS

344
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,880
And what's your name?

345
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,159
Glebe. Glebe!

346
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,999
That's a swaggy little name.

347
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,439
Do you know what I'm saying?
What style of dancing do you do?

348
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,319
Do them all. I do, like... Mm!

349
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,359
I do, like, paso doble.

350
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,759
Yeah? Tap. Mm-hm?

351
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,119
Exotic.

352
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,479
Ooh, exotic!

353
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,639
I'm looking forward
to seeing you move,

354
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,399
cheeky, yeah? OK. Yeah?

355
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,120
Yeah? See you in a bit. Yeah. Bye.

356
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,279
The political, like,
situation on the ground

357
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:17,039
is actually so complicated.
It's almost impossible to explain.

358
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,799
Mm. But...

359
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:23,319
I-I do think my one-act play gets
close, if you're able to see it.

360
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,039
Yeah. The thing about one-act plays
to me

361
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,439
is that they always somehow feel

362
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,520
longer than two-act plays.
Do you know what I mean?

363
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,200
Wow.

364
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,399
You're really confident
for some reason.

365
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,239
Oh, no, I'm not.
No, I'm genuinely not.

366
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,719
That's so funny.
People say that to me.

367
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,359
I think it's just because, like,

368
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,599
I'm loud and, like,
I've got a lot of energy.

369
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,479
And I used to do those Lady Gaga
covers in public,

370
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,799
but I'm actually really shy.

371
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,120
I'm an introvert. And, action.

372
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,199
Don't take this the wrong way, OK?

373
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,559
I'm finding it really hard
to connect

374
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,439
with you. I don't know if it's a
personal, like, differences thing

375
00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:00,239
or whatever, but I think you use
humour as a defence mechanism.

376
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:03,199
Yeah. No, I do, I think. I think
I use it as a defence mechanism

377
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,279
against being fucking boring.

378
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,999
All right. Well, I mean, I did

379
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,319
literally just say, "Don't take this
the wrong way," but...

380
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,119
What is wrong with all of you people?

381
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,159
Like, you... you can't laugh at
yourselves.

382
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,719
I mean... And it's so sad

383
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,199
cos you're missing out
on a really funny joke.

384
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,439
I'm going to go. Nice to meet you.
Great.

385
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,239
You, too. Good luck with your,
um,

386
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,239
creative... Thanks. ..endeavours.

387
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,319
MUSIC POUNDS
Yeah. Do a little spin.

388
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,999
Do a little spin.

389
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,160
Mm!

390
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,159
HE SNIFFS

391
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,959
I like it. Pop star.

392
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,160
Ooh!

393
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,119
Bad when that happens. Yeah.

394
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,239
Ooh, and you're whipping me.
And you're whipping me.

395
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,879
I want to see you get on the floor.
Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.

396
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,239
Ah, little surprise,
little surprise!

397
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,839
What kind of dancing style is this
anyway?

398
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,479
It's... It's really good.

399
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,999
Thanks. My boyfriend always tells me
I can't dance.

400
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,040
And where's your boyfriend tonight?

401
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,799
Does it matter?

402
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,079
Relax.

403
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,640
You're trying too hard.

404
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,320
YOU'RE trying too hard.

405
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,359
And my name's not even Glebe,
by the way.

406
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,439
Yeah, I know -
Glebe's not even a fucking name.

407
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,360
I'm going home
to my lovely boyfriend.

408
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,159
NARRATOR: Looking back,
Sam felt grateful

409
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,960
for her parents' separation.

410
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,999
It had taught her
that you cannot rely on other people

411
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,399
to make you happy,

412
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,079
that you cannot rely
on heteronormative monogamy

413
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,839
to give your life meaning,

414
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,999
and that you cannot rely
on your mother

415
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,479
not to bring her Australian
toy boy Lachlan

416
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,520
to your 18th birthday brunch.

417
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,440
She had acquired a lot of knowledge.

418
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,559
Yes, guys! Yes!

419
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,200
So breathtaking.

420
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,879
WHISPERS: Not tonight.

421
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,160
Oh, yeah.

422
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,079
And now she wasn't reliant
upon the validation of others

423
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,840
for her emotional wellbeing.

424
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,400
Even if it seemed like she was.

425
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,280
Oh, Sam, that was perfect!
That's definitely going in.

426
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,800
INDISTINCT CHATTER

427
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,959
Where the fuck is Aaron?
He's literally disappeared.

428
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,719
At least reject me to my face,
like everyone else

429
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,279
I decide I'm in love with
for no reason.

430
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,199
Not right now, Ethan. Please.

431
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,879
How the fuck...?! Sorry.

432
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,159
Do you think we're going to live
with that guy?

433
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,719
He told me
that my overuse of hyperbole reveals

434
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,079
a deep immaturity.
Like, bitch, I'll kill you.

435
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,679
I will stab you to death
with a bayonet.

436
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,479
I'll come to your play.
I'll bring a switchblade.

437
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,279
You're so fucking drunk. OK?
Like, I don't know,

438
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,519
maybe you said something rude.

439
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,039
I didn't like you
the first time I met you. Right?

440
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,439
ETHAN SCOFFS

441
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,240
Whoa! Jesus!

442
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,159
What, you like these people?

443
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,519
Yes. They're my friends.

444
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,839
You've known them
for about five fucking minutes.

445
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,360
Well, friendship isn't about
how long you've known someone.

446
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,199
Cool. Um,

447
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,919
I think I'm going to stay
at my parents' house tonight.

448
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,600
OK, cool. Do what you want.

449
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,680
MOANING

450
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,439
Fucking perfect.

451
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,679
Oh! Oh! What?

452
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,239
This pussy tastes good.

453
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,599
Thank you.

454
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,079
Oh... Just what the doctor ordered.

455
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,119
Another round for the table, garcon.

456
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,600
More of the same.

457
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,760
Welcome home.

458
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,000
What happened at the party?

459
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,440
I don't have to tell you that.

460
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,400
No, no, you don't.

461
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,879
I want to try something.

462
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,880
KEYS JANGLE

463
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,320
KEYS CLATTER ON TABLE

464
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,320
You ready? Uh...

465
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,519
Uh, yeah.

466
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,160
Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready.

467
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,519
Oh, my God!
SQUEALING

468
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,759
Who the fuck are YOU?!

469
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,319
Who the fuck are YOU?
Call the police!

470
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,879
Oh, Ethan! What are you doing home?!
Have you eaten?

471
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,919
Who the fuck is that?!
That's Roger.

472
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,159
He lives here now.

473
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,999
Read my emails!

474
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,279
Hi.

475
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,719
I've heard so much about you.

476
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,799
Sorry, Roger, Ethan. Ethan...

477
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,519
Well, enjoy my bed.
Guess I'm on the fucking sofa.

478
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,159
Sorry, Roger. Night-night.

479
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,879
Night-night.
DOOR CLOSES

480
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,559
MUFFLED: Ethan, how's work?

481
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,840
DOOR SLAMS

482
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,800
NARRATOR: To become
emotionally mature...

483
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,599
Um, am I doing it right?

484
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,400
...you have to do the work.

485
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,439
Not literal work, of course,

486
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,320
but metaphorical work.

487
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,120
All right? Yeah.

488
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,320
Want some? Yeah, thanks.

489
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,960
Did you have a good sex party?

490
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,639
Just went for a walk. Just now?

491
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,640
Yeah, no... Yeah.

492
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,880
I fucking hate shit like this.

493
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,719
What, you didn't explore any bodies?

494
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,720
CHUCKLING

495
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,599
I don't think anyone did.

496
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,119
Mark's built this room in the back...
Oh, yeah.

497
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,840
I don't know, man.

498
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,479
Fuck them.

499
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,560
Yeah, I-I tried to.

500
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,440
Fuck someone else, then.

501
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,639
Hmm...

502
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,120
Well, the party's over. Is it?

503
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,480
We've still got some time.

504
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,560
NARRATOR: Sam had done the work.

505
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,640
She knew that she could not control
how other people behave.

506
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,360
Uh, wait. Um... You all right?

507
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,680
Yeah.

508
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,520
She could only control her reaction.

509
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,120
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510
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